A Magician's Answers for "How’d You Do That?"
Part of the Magic For Dummies Cheat Sheet
So you don’t look like an amateur, never reveal how you perform a magic trick. When someone asks you how you did your trick you need to say something, so try one of these snappy answers:
"Quite well, don't you think?"
"If I told you, I'd have to kill you."
"I'm a genetic freak."
"The question isn’t how — it's why."
"What are you, from 60 Minutes?"
"Can you keep a secret? Well, so can I."
"Witchcraft. Didn't you see me wiggle my nose?"
"Through years of tedious practice and self-denial."
"What do I look like — the Masked Magician?"