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Washington, D.C. For Dummies, 4th Edition

Understanding the Local Lingo of Washington, D.C.


Adapted From: Washington, D.C. For Dummies, 4th Edition

Washington is a unique city, and nowhere is that more evident than in its unique language — the jargon of politics and government. You'll hear it spoken not only when you tour the halls of Congress but also when you eavesdrop on conversations in a restaurant, along the sidewalk, or on a Metrorail train.

If you're fluent in this jargon, then you know that a lawmaker doesn't propose a piece of legislation; he drops a bill. The heads of the powerful House subcommittees that control spending bills are not chairmen; they're the college of cardinals. A gaggle is not a gathering of geese but a gathering of reporters around a news source. You could write a book about this stuff. In fact, several people already have.

Here are a few definitions of words or phrases you may hear and wonder about as you wander about D.C.:

  • Advance man: A political operative who prepares an event before the candidate arrives.
  • Background: Interviewer-interviewee agreement by which the information imparted can be reported but the source's identity must be kept confidential.
  • Carpetbagger: Politician who moves into a new community to seek power.
  • Dark horse: Candidate who probably can't win.
  • Eleventh Commandment: GOP tradition — often honored in the breach — that Republicans should not speak ill of other Republicans.
  • Fat cat: Someone with lots of money.
  • Gentle lady: What the gentlemen of the House call their female colleagues because, for some reason, just plain "lady" doesn't suffice.
  • Gerrymander: To draw odd-shaped legislative districts in order to benefit the party in power.
  • Hack: A low-ranking party worker who does what he's told.
  • Junket: A government official's all-expenses-paid trip that has questionable value to government.
  • Lame duck: Government official who has been defeated or can't run for reelection.
  • Off the record: Information that can't be published.
  • The other body: What the House calls the Senate and the Senate calls the House.
  • Pork: Legislated benefits for a small group rather than for the national interest.
  • POTUS: In acronym-obsessed Washington, the President of the United States.
  • Red tape: Bureaucratic rules that slow down action.
  • SCOTUS: The Supreme Court of the United States.
  • Smoke-filled room: Where politicians cut deals without public scrutiny, and where today smoking probably isn't allowed.
  • Think tank: Organization that conducts research and analysis.
  • Veep: The vice president.
  • Waffle: Not taking a clear stand.
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